2/17/2011 12:41:04 AM - curtis       time

2/14/2011 7:31:32 PM - T       3 more days and then it's go time. It's going to be one to remember.

2/10/2011 8:45:59 PM - curtis       oh....you meant a "shot". I thought you meant you'll take a shot at a reach around.

2/10/2011 8:45:14 PM - curtis       a 4 year old boy....that's my money on the first person to wipe out on the bunny slope.

2/9/2011 10:49:03 PM - Tyrone       I'll take a shot with the first person who wipes out on the bunny slope. If it's me...I'll take two.

2/9/2011 10:46:39 PM - Tyrone       I've got to find some action somewhere. If it means getting it from a 300 pound security guard then so be it.

2/9/2011 12:23:13 PM - Lisa       lampshade and carpet = extra security pat down or grope.. So looks like Tyrone might get the first reach around and not from anyone in the group...

2/9/2011 12:19:09 PM - Lisa       Thanks, smart @ss! So I take it you will be giving me lessons...

2/8/2011 11:18:13 PM - curtis       i recommend you don't crash

2/8/2011 6:03:27 PM - Lisa       Does anybody have any recommendations on ski lessons?

2/7/2011 6:08:40 PM - Curtis       Simple...wear it on the plane.

2/4/2011 6:20:19 PM - Ty to the Rone       HELP WANTED!!! How do you pack a lampshade in luggage? And carpet? Theme = Tough

1/29/2011 7:16:50 PM - Lisa       If you want to pick us up that's fine. We were thinking we would be waiting at the bar at the airport for Travis and Dana. So either way is fine. What ever works for you....Can we go ahead and reserve a room for Thrusday night? Does it come with a maid and room service?

1/28/2011 6:15:18 PM - curtis       copy of email sent to everyone: Just want to touch base again. Only a few more weeks. We can get into the house at 4pm on Friday. We should be able to get in there @ 2pm, but I won't know for sure until that Thursday. Out of towners schedule: Get here on Thursday Night: Jackie, Lisa: 4:45 Thursday - I can pick up at DIA, if you want Trav, Dana, Steve, Erin: 8:30 - renting a car I have 3 extra bedrooms if any or all would like to stay at my house. Get in on Friday Tyrone, Victor, Briana 11:06A Friday 1024 Frontier Are you guys planning on renting a car? Are you coming to my house before going up to the hills? Just going straight up there? Let me know. Either way works for me. Scott - not sure when you're getting in. Let us know so we can work out transportation. Also, do you have a friend coming w/ you? In towners (Brad, Chad, Kim, Melissa): Depending on how many cars the out of towners rent, I may or may not need a volunteer to haul some peeps up there. Brad, Ashley is bailing on the trip. You still coming up for a night, eh? I'm taking Friday off and leaving to the hills between noon and 2. Let me know what you all are thinking. Finally: Saturday night: "Anything goes but clothes" Theme. Start planning now. There will be 1st and 2nd place prize.

1/28/2011 6:15:00 PM - curtis       copy of email sent to everyone: Just want to touch base again. Only a few more weeks. We can get into the house at 4pm on Friday. We should be able to get in there @ 2pm, but I won't know for sure until that Thursday. Out of towners schedule: Get here on Thursday Night: Jackie, Lisa: 4:45 Thursday - I can pick up at DIA, if you want Trav, Dana, Steve, Erin: 8:30 - renting a car I have 3 extra bedrooms if any or all would like to stay at my house. Get in on Friday Tyrone, Victor, Briana 11:06A Friday 1024 Frontier Are you guys planning on renting a car? Are you coming to my house before going up to the hills? Just going straight up there? Let me know. Either way works for me. Scott - not sure when you're getting in. Let us know so we can work out transportation. Also, do you have a friend coming w/ you? In towners (Brad, Chad, Kim, Melissa): Depending on how many cars the out of towners rent, I may or may not need a volunteer to haul some peeps up there. Brad, Ashley is bailing on the trip. You still coming up for a night, eh? I'm taking Friday off and leaving to the hills between noon and 2. Let me know what you all are thinking. Finally: Saturday night: "Anything goes but clothes" Theme. Start planning now. There will be 1st and 2nd place prize.

1/26/2011 9:18:44 AM - RianaBay       BTW, I just googled "anything goes but clothes" and chose the images option...let me just say that all those fraternity/sorority bitches are weak. Their best ideas were either wearing penis socks or duct tape dresses. If anyone shows up with a duct tape outfit, I'll shove your face in the snow.

1/26/2011 9:11:28 AM - Not interested in seeing Tyrone's pussy       Listen, I already have to put forth a lot of effort to be nice and hang out with Tyrone, him being my husbands brother and all, but I AM NOT interested in seeing his puss. Vomit. Anything goes but clothes...lets do this thing.

1/24/2011 9:26:54 PM - Tyrone       Believe me. If I had one, it would be shown. Like all the time in fact. It would be on facebook, the 5:00 news, National Geographic, etc.

1/20/2011 10:36:04 PM - Kim       Ty - when i first read your post i thought you said 'i dont want to show my pussy'...

1/18/2011 8:07:55 PM - The Jinx       karaoke throw down...bring it.

1/17/2011 6:01:58 PM - Curtis       YOU'RE MY BOY, BLUE!!!

1/15/2011 6:32:06 PM - Ty       Oh, and....PEACOCK!!!

1/15/2011 6:31:12 PM - Ty       After much thought and consideration, you're right Curtis. I indeed don't want to be a pussy so I recast my recasted vote back to Anything Goes But My Clothes. My wheels are already spinning on what to do.

1/14/2011 10:26:49 AM - Curtis       You're changing your vote? Very weak. I'm voting "Anything Goes But Clothes" Let's be creative here people. 80's? Christ, half of you will just be able to show up in your normal wardrobe.

1/13/2011 9:05:06 PM - Attic Monkey       Sweetcheeks' post made me cringe and therefore I'm recasting my vote to 80's night.

1/12/2011 8:23:48 AM - The drinker of ine ales and such       I just saw a report on tv that showed Breckenridge is having some of their best snow in history. They have 214 inches already, which is 54% above their 10 year average. Thats what I am talking about!!!

1/11/2011 6:35:49 PM - Sweetcheeks Foster       I'm voting for 80's Night! I would prefer not to see Ty show up in only duct tape. We would then hear him complain the entire weekend how painful it was to remove. That would cause Travis to punch him and Curtis would make good on his original odds.

1/10/2011 7:30:34 PM - You can't call me Ty just because I'm white       Hmmm....Hefty Cinch Saks? Hmmm...Duct Tape? Mark me down for Anything Goes But My Clothes.

1/10/2011 2:50:52 PM - Curtis       The Time: Friday night 11:59PM The Game: 5 Card Stud. The winner of each hand is out of the game. At the end of all rounds (# of rounds is based on how many people play) there will be one person left who hasn't won a hand. The Object: Who ever is left standing does a snow angle in their skinnies. Who's in?

1/7/2011 5:26:16 PM - Vincent Funk       Where is the voting booth? I will go ahead and put my hanging chad on for anything goes but clothes. I may go the route as wearing mirrors and lazers. Going to make it party like its a hotel lobby.

1/4/2011 1:16:39 PM - Curtis       Lisa, the pic you sent is too hot NOT to post.

1/4/2011 12:48:06 PM - El Capitan Gato de la Noche (aka Briana)       What is the theme then peacocks? I need at least 6 solid weeks of theme costume work time. Since we are flying, I am going to have to come up with some go go inspector gadget devices like a wig that comes out of a pen to save suitcase room. No one can make a wig pen in less than 6 weeks.

1/3/2011 6:43:55 PM - Lisa       Hey Curtis, forget about the photo I sent you this afternoon. I didn't realize Jackie already send photos...oops...

1/3/2011 6:33:47 PM - Jackie       Thanks Curtis Travis and I made some travel arrangements for the airport. We can always rent the gear while we are there but I thought I would check in case anyone had any extra gear. Always nice to save a few bucks.

1/3/2011 12:27:07 PM - Curtis       Jackie, I don't know if you're going to find too much extra gear. I have a few odds and ends like hats and neck warmers. I probably have some ski pants you can use and possibly some for Lisa as well. Kind of depends on if they'll fit you or not. Jennifer gets a nice discount at Sports Authority so she may be able to hook you up as well. I'll talk to her. As far as dressing for skiing. 2 Things: Dress in layers and the less cotton the better. It really depends on the weather. If it's sunny and no wind....you'll get hot with too much gear. Don't worry about it too much, though....it is ski-in, ski-out so if you're not comfortable, go back to the house and adjust. You won't need transportation once we get up there. We'll have several cars leaving my house to go up there. Out of towners....work w/ Jackie to get him a ride to my house or to the mountain. I can always pick you up from DIA as well.

1/1/2011 7:54:15 PM - Lisa       1. Stay warm 2. Hot tub aka Hot tube 3. Malibu coconut rum/ Cranberry and Orange Juices 4. Drink plenty of above mixture 5. Ski 6. One bubble bath in Master Bedroom bath with fireplace Themes: I like 80's and Anything Goes But Clothes

1/1/2011 7:42:36 PM - Jackie       1. Drink 2. Hot tube (cause thats how we spell it in the south) 3. Learn to ski 4. Eat 5. Organize a dragon pushup session while drunk 6. Drink more 7. Drinking games I like the 80's and Anything Goes But Clothes Themes

1/1/2011 7:35:47 PM - Jackie       A few questions. Does anyone local to the area have extra ski gear Lisa and I can borrow? How warm should we dress we have never been skiing? We are thinking of flying in Thursday and Leaving Tuesday. Is anyone else coming/going on these days? Just wondering for transportation and lodging on the non ski trip days.

12/30/2010 2:48:01 PM - Curtis       Just wear that headlamp through security and there will be no questions asked

12/29/2010 9:26:49 PM - Tyrone       It might be hard to explain why I have a lampshade in my luggage...or tin foil.

12/29/2010 7:50:53 AM - Curtis       Tyrone, just b/c you had the first 3 posts, doesn't mean you get 3 reach arounds. Nice Try, though. "Anything goes but clothes" - very nice

12/28/2010 9:49:41 PM - Kim       BTW-a fucking llama!!! I hate llamas!! I'll send you a new pic...jerk

12/28/2010 9:04:38 PM - Kim       Alright I'll throw an idea out there...hair bands - think Poison and Cinderella

12/28/2010 7:48:03 PM - Zelda (otherwise known as Briana)       I've heard about the "anything goes but clothes" theme but have never been able to partake in wearing a lampshade as a dress. I'm throwing that out for a vote.

12/28/2010 7:01:34 PM - Dana       I'm voting for an 80's theme night! I'll also send you a better picture of Tyrone...one that oozes of manliness.

12/28/2010 3:59:29 PM - Tyrone       Me again... Theme idea #3: Pirates

12/28/2010 3:54:38 PM - Tyrone       Theme idea #2: Everyone is assigned a color and they have to dress head to toe (excluding footwear) in that given color. Person with the most articles of clothing on of that color wins a reach around and a beer.

12/28/2010 3:43:14 PM - Tyrone       Whoa...look at that fro! How the hell did you get my senior picture? Theme night? Hmmmm...western?

12/27/2010 10:38:55 PM - Erin       I think Kim is going to be my new best friend!!! J

12/27/2010 10:38:16 PM - Kim       Jen - i have to say...i make the best mimosas - ill make lots!!

12/27/2010 10:38:05 PM - Tyrone       Crown or refer to Briana's statement below. Maybe ingredients for paint can, Victor? Odds: Tyrone will be the first one to wipe out on the mountain. Tyrone will be the first one with a bruised shoulder not caused from wiping out on the mountain, but instead from Travis' knuckles. Tyrone will be the pool tournament champ and will be gracious for all the gifts he will receive for winning the crown...not to be confused with the other crown that I mentioned above, but would be happy with that crown as well. You are all confused now...odds are.

12/27/2010 10:37:44 PM - Briana       If there's no whiskey I'm not coming. Ok, fine, I'll come but I'll pee in the hot tub just to spite you.

12/27/2010 10:37:27 PM - Jen       Can we get a keg of Mimosas? Please please please!!!!

12/27/2010 10:37:16 PM - Victor       You brought it up, so here we go... If you want to go with a refreshing lite beer that not only gets the job done in buzz world, but also helps provide the body vital nutrients, then I mention the following: Miller lite, coors lite, bud lite, busch lite, and natural lite. If you want to go with a mid-tier beer that will serve the palate well, but will also require a bit more in the pocketbook, I nominate these: 90 schillings, dead rouge guy, sushine wheat, fat tire, 5 finger pale ale, and this list of other Colorado beers could go on forever. Liquor?, whiskey, scotch, whiskey, spiced rum, whiskey. That's what I got for now, thanks for your time.

12/27/2010 10:36:40 PM - Trav       I don’t know why you keep painting a picture of me being the instigator. My odds will come out soon as well….

12/27/2010 10:36:17 PM - Curtis       WE OFFICIALLY HAVE BEDS!!! And we can almost ski right out of them and onto the slopes. http://www.vrbo.com/73752 Dates are 2/18-2/21. We can get into the house @ 4pm on Friday and we have to be out by 10am on Monday. Total cost for lodging is $2,477.66. This does not include any replacement chairs, speakers, dog hair or holes in the walls that will have to be taken c/o after the fact. Right now we have 14, but there's ALWAYS a few stragglers at the last minute. And sometimes there's even bailers. I'll probably get a few kegs, bottles, snacks and omelet supplies as well and I'll bunch all that together for a grand total of.....well you do your own estimates. If you have any particular brands of booze.....let me know. I'll let all of you out of towners discuss travel arrangements and sharing of rental cars and the like. People are more than welcome to crash at my place on Thurs or Mon night, just let me know. If anyone needs a ride from/to the airport, let me know and I'll see what we can do. As a last resort, a shuttle from my house to DIA is about 20 bucks. The odds on favorite for first to show a gonad is Trav. The odds on favorite for first to show a nipple is....well Trav The odds on favorite to get punched first is Tyrone....by Trav....or a ski bunny. More odds to come. Bring cameras....you're going to need them for our all day ski scavenger hunt. PEACOCK!!!!

12/27/2010 10:35:05 PM - Tyrone       While we are appending to the list of requirements, go ahead and add a woman for Tyrone.

12/27/2010 10:34:32 PM - Victor       Could we also throw in a request for a kegerator in the contraption so we don't have so many cans floating in this hot tub. As long as there is snow and booze, I will manage on those two things alone.

12/27/2010 10:34:11 PM - Briana       So based on everyone’s priorities we need a 13 person hot tub on skiis with attached pillows, a kitchen and a pee filter so no one has to get up from the installed drinking table where gambling, quarters, and other fun naked activities will take place. Easy…get that done Curtis.

12/27/2010 10:33:57 PM - Jen       I would like to add something to my list as well... Lodging.

12/27/2010 10:33:41 PM - Tyrone       I know I'm a procrastinator but I'd better get my priorities in the log as well. Here they are: 1. Ski...this must be first since the last two ski trips netted 0 ski minutes. 2. Drink...this is probably why number one never happened...which is also why it's number 2 and not one. 3. Hot tub 4. Food 5. Giggles 6. Sleep 7. Repeat

12/27/2010 10:33:21 PM - Steve       Priorities: 1) Gym 2) Tanning 3) Laundry Oops, wrong list. No really: 1) Ski 2) Drinking 3) Ski 4) Drinking 5) Eat 6) I can use the outdoors as my bathroom like a burly mountain man.

12/27/2010 10:32:42 PM - Trav       Thanks Erin! We still need Steven’s list though too. Curtis, you know what to do.

12/27/2010 10:32:27 PM - Jackie       Not so sure about step 5. Skiing after drinking sounds to me like step 6 will be trip to hospital lol...If you don't believe me, may I remind you of my wife's attempt to jump down a small flight stairs at the hotel after consuming 3 Sparks. "Everybody look at" *jumps flies tumbles to the ground* "I am OK." Only this time she will have skis on! LOVE YOU HONEY

12/27/2010 10:32:01 PM - Erin       Travis specifically requested my priority list, so here goes…. 1. sleep 2. eat Travis’s breakfast 3. ski 4. drinking game 5. ski 6. eat 7. drinking game 8. Bathroom 9. Repeat Can’t wait to meet everyone! Hopefully I don’t happen to meet the Leonards in the hot tub…. ;)

12/27/2010 10:31:28 PM - Victor       My priorities then: 1. Chiefs Superbowl 2. Ski-in ski-out, or as close to slopes 3. Hot tub in case they dont have Cinemax 4. Bathrooms, lots of em 5. Nicer open area for the gathering of the ranks for cheersing and shennanigans 6. Bed

12/27/2010 10:28:45 PM - Tyrone       Okay, I just wanted to make sure.

12/27/2010 10:28:18 PM - Jen       OMG, what kind of girl do you think I am Tyrone! I would NOT have sex in the hot tub on my list!!!! Geeze!

12/27/2010 10:27:57 PM - Tyrone       I thought for sure number 8 was going to be sex in the hot tub; however, after closer observation, step 8 did say vacation sex which was proceeded by step 7 of getting naked in hot tub.

12/27/2010 10:26:13 PM - Briana       Well I was concerned I wouldn’t have any h to the izzo’s to drink bubbly in the hot tub with…but my concerns have been significantly reduced by the last email.

12/27/2010 10:25:51 PM - Trav       Seems clear to me J

12/24/2010 6:40:57 PM - Jen       Ok, since we are all making it clear what our needs are, here is my list: 1.Alcohol 2.Getting Naked 3.Vacation Sex 4. Getting Naked 5.Vacation Sex 6. Hot tub 7. Getting Naked in hot Tub 8.Vacation Sex.

12/24/2010 6:40:07 PM - Travis       Well it is only appropriate if I provide my priority list as well. 1. Alcohol 2. Gambling – Although this is not the gambling crazy bunch, but Curtis will make up for it. 3. Skiing, tubing, snow mobiling and of course, quarters. Look out wood table! 4. Hottub – I hope it warps us all back to the 80’s! 5. Breakfast – Just a tradition (expect omelets, made any way you like).

12/24/2010 6:38:49 PM - Briana       My priorities are: 1. Beer 2. Numerous Bathrooms 3. Hot tub 4. An area that is Mountain Lion free 5. A bed to sleep in That order is very specific by the way. That’s coincidentally also the order of activities I plan on participating in: 1. Drink beer, 2. Go pee**Must do before next step, 3. Drink bubbly in the hot tub with my h to the izzo’s 4. Romp around outside in the snow, possibly use Tyrone as a toboggan, 5. Sleep 6. Repeat. If it’s not on my list, I’m not worried about it and will not complain about it.